ladykeke

REALLY thought my next boyfriend was going to be black. SLIGHTLY disappointed.

How did we get kicked out of 3 places last night? …oh, now I remember…

now do the booty scoop, do the booty up, do the booty-ooty-alley-oop scooby dooby doo on the bally so my fanny’s cute

i fucking hate valentine’s day. it’s the lamest holiday ever. and i’m not just saying that cause i’ve been single for 19 of them. 

aaaaand you know that i know that you know that i know that you know

yeezy reupholstered my pussy

dear friday, sit your fine ass down and stay awhile

This guy with a glass eye next to me in class has coke all over his face

i wonder what it feels like to be a “morning person”