asking for a grade change. teacher retired. i’m about to go through some bullshit
beef jerky, y u so expansive?
me: where's the nutella?
mom: i threw it away.
me: wtf? why?
mom: cause i kept eating it.
me: maaaaan, if i was high i'd be way more pissed than i am right now.
my cat peed on my homework
me: so what do you do when your cat's in heat?
everyone: get it fixed you idiot.